Don't Feed the Pterodactyls

September: October Eve

Also known as Pre-Halloween!

princess-pomegranate:

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true friendship is unironically watching Barbie movies on a Saturday night

princess-pomegranate:

OH M YFOD…. LAST WEEKEND MY GF AND I WERE WATCHING BARBIE AND THE PEGASUS KINGDOM OR WHATEVER IT WAS SO GREAT AND THERE WAS A POLAR BEAR

YEAH THERE WAS what a cute movie….. 

joanofarch:

Alexa: Remember the story about the boy and the flying carpet?

Nori: What’s a carpet?

Romy: WHAT’S A BOY?

I see you, gay mermaid, I see you

So I am 99% sure there is an important football game going on because I hear an unusual amount of shouting.

office-dalek:

Today’s Office Dalek: Baker Dalek! He opened up a bakery called Extermi-Cakes! Only use GRANULATE-d sugar!

office-dalek:

Today’s Office Dalek: Baker Dalek! He opened up a bakery called Extermi-Cakes! Only use GRANULATE-d sugar!

(via doctorwho)

Brother: [walks past]
Brother: [pauses]
Brother: Are those naked people on your computer?
Me: [snaps laptop closed] No.
Brother: Really? Then open it.
Me: No.
Brother: Open it!
Me: NO.
Brother: Oh, come on, I know all about your sexual habits, anyway. Heck, I taught you everything you…
Sister-in-law: [walks in]
Brother: …know. Er.
Sister-in-law: [stares at the both of us in horror]
Sister-in-law: [walks out]
Brother: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, SHE THINKS WE’RE—
Me: Serves you right! Mwahahaha!
Me: No but seriously please go and save your marriage.
Brother: Only if you open your computer.
Me: DUDE. PRIORITIES.

How to tell someone you love them… the fandom way.

(Source: jaredmoosalecki, via exploitingambiguities)